What would make a great slogan or tagline for an online store selling one-off new & used home & family goods?

I really need something that stands out a mile in a careful conservative online auction community. It must have some serious shock and/or laugh value! Something that would definitely make you curious to take a look at some of the stores product listings.

Thanks in advance for your creativity, or for finding some awesome existing ones to be inspired by!

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