If they somehow reinstate the draft, would you…?
a) Bravely and proudly serve for the country and defend our freedom!
b) I’ll go, but don’t expect me to be happy about it!
c) Be as inconspicuous as possible. Maybe they’ll overlook you.
d) Try to fake some cancer or disease so they don’t pick you.
e) Certain circumstances actually do make me ineligible for the draft, so I’m safe.
f) Sell your house, grab everything you own, and book it for Canada. Learn to speak French.
g) Sell your house, grab everything you own, and book it for Mexico. Learn to speak Spanish.